December 2011
13 posts
Dec 23rd
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When I turned 18 I went to a tattoo parlor to get...
gravyholocaust: Nineteen years later and she is still wrong. Really? The artist refused “Everything sucks,” but I bet she wouldn’t bat an eye if someone requested she ink an entire sleeve of of Disney cartoon characters. No regret there!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Announcement
textsfrombennett: I’m tempted to shut this blog down. Reporters calling my aunt’s house asking to speak to Bennett? This has gone entirely too far. I am trying to think of an excuse to tell them, but have none. Great job you piece of shit journalists. First off, this site is really funny. I’m not denying that. But no one told this guy to make it and expose (I want to use the word...
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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a shameful whisper: you know, i kind of wish... →
shalewa: you know, i kind of wish somebody had stood up on that plane and said to him,”hey. you’re not jack donaghy. right now, you’re not even alec baldwin. you’re that asshole who’s holding up this flight so you can PLAY A FUCKING WORD GAME ON YOUR POCKET COMPUTER. this is how the real world works -… I love Alec Baldwin SO much, but I really am with Shalewa on this. Words with Friends,...
Dec 8th
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My Friday Soundtrack
According to Paste Magazine, this is the list of the top 50 albums of 2011. They have conveniently included a link to a track on each album, so that is what I’ll be listening to for the remainder of my workday. I actually own most of the top 10, which is weird, because I’m never “hip with the in-crowd.” (Clearly.)
Dec 2nd
One of my favorite bars is going to re-open! Yay! →
Dec 1st
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