I should teach a seminar on "How to Flirt"
No. No, I shouldn’t. I am awkward. There is a manly, good-looking guy who is laying tile (not pipe - hey-o!) in my apartment, and I want to kiss him in his mouth hole. He asked how my weekend was, and I asked about his, and he said he went canoeing with 10 of his friends and then I immediately proceeded to tell him about how the last time I went canoeing, I fell down this gravel ravine and...