The Bird is the Word
awpeeps:

If you get a mysterious text about hot dogs 99 times out of 100 it’s from me.

Haaaa I haven’t checked Tumblr since before Christmas, so I just saw this. I had texted her because I was at Ikea with my boss, and some little kid saw the $0.50 hotdog sign, and he boasted to his mom, “I could buy 100 all-beef hotdogs.” (With his newly acquired Christmas money, I presume.) For some reason, this made me think of Tracie so I texted her about it. By the time she responded, my sister brought home my new iPhone. (Thanks, Mom & Dad!)
(Please, don’t pay attention to the grammatical error in my first text.)

awpeeps:

If you get a mysterious text about hot dogs 99 times out of 100 it’s from me.

Haaaa I haven’t checked Tumblr since before Christmas, so I just saw this. I had texted her because I was at Ikea with my boss, and some little kid saw the $0.50 hotdog sign, and he boasted to his mom, “I could buy 100 all-beef hotdogs.” (With his newly acquired Christmas money, I presume.) For some reason, this made me think of Tracie so I texted her about it. By the time she responded, my sister brought home my new iPhone. (Thanks, Mom & Dad!)

(Please, don’t pay attention to the grammatical error in my first text.)